when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest person ever or a piece of shit there is no in between
when people chose a person over you and then when they have no one else they come running back to you. no, fuck you. fuck you for not being there for me when I needed you. fuck you for never making an effort to see me because you had someone else
oh dear god you’re dating a girl who uses “you’re” and “your” wrong, can you sink any lower lol
Anonymous asked: My moms best friend had two sons, she has one now. Anyway, my siblings and I were really close to her kids because we grew up together. Well one of her sons is 9 months older than me, 17 while I'm 16, and when we were younger we used to kiss and stuff and as we got older we fooled around a lot. Not sex but mighty close most times. Both of our parents never suspected a thing. it was always so exhilarating because we shouldn't have been doing that.
My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents
adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”
me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY